Advice Column

This is the Advice Column. If you need help with anything email here – Daboyo31@gmail.com. Then I will pick one person every week and give the advice they need for that problem/issue on Friday.

Question rules (Only 3)

1. Don’t ask useless things

2. Don’t spam my e-mail

3. Cannot be something VERY INSANELY serious, you should talk to your parents about that._______________________________________________________________________________   Unicow Rules: Well, my problem is i wanna break up with my gf, but i dont really want to because she might freak out a little. what should I do Boyo?

Dr. Boyo: Well Uni, I’ve never broken up with someone before cause my girlfriend and I have been going out since 5th – 6th grd. But I can tell you that girls will HATE it when you break up and sound like you dont care. Just make sure to do it meaningfully, calm, and sorry. If she freaks out tell her something like this….”Well, (Name) did you really think we were going to get married or something?

27 Responses

  1. ~~~є∂ωα∂υ~~~, on February 8th, 2009 at 3:54 am Said:

    i have a problem, im constipated

  2. Unicow, on February 8th, 2009 at 1:55 pm Said:

    well i have diarrhea! heres my motto: diarrhea: no pain, no strain, just let it drain

  3. Unicow, on February 8th, 2009 at 1:56 pm Said:

    The night was dark,
    the sky was blue,
    and over the hills,
    the poop wag and flew.

    A bump was felt,
    a scream was heard,
    and a man was killed by a flying turd

  4. ~~~є∂ωα∂υ~~~, on February 9th, 2009 at 12:57 am Said:

    :o I FEEL BETTER NOW!!!!!!!!!

  5. Da Boyo, on February 9th, 2009 at 1:49 pm Said:

    lol!!!

  6. Unicow, on February 25th, 2009 at 11:47 am Said:

    well, my problem is i wanna break up with my gf, but i dont really want to because she might freak out a little. what should i do boyo?

  7. ~~~є∂ωα∂υ~~~, on March 3rd, 2009 at 1:14 am Said:

    The problem is, i wanna learn to yo-yo, but instead of grabbing it it hits me in the… er…”kiwis”

  8. ~~~є∂ωα∂υ~~~, on March 4th, 2009 at 1:59 pm Said:

    unicow, tell her why you wanna break up with her, thats what i would do. And if theres another girl that dosent even think your alive, tell her your alive, thats what i would do.

  9. ~~~є∂ωα∂υ~~~, on March 4th, 2009 at 2:01 pm Said:

    and if she needs a reason, and you dont have one, tell her you sprained your gleutus maximus

  10. Unicow, on March 8th, 2009 at 3:53 am Said:

    i sprained my butt?

  11. edwadu(not logged in), on March 9th, 2009 at 12:27 am Said:

    Yeah pretty much.

  12. ~~~є∂ωα∂υ~~~, on March 9th, 2009 at 12:29 am Said:

    or tell her you have gas. AN d dates give you gas. And movies give you gas. And lipstick gives you gas. And uhh, pancakes give you gas. And most importantly, air gives you gas.So no matter what youre farting

  13. Da Boyo, on March 9th, 2009 at 9:34 am Said:

    lol!

  14. ~~~є∂ωα∂υ~~~, on March 10th, 2009 at 10:27 am Said:

    WHO THE CRAP DELETED MY EDIT ON THE PAGE??!?!?!?

  15. Unicow, on March 16th, 2009 at 12:15 am Said:

    gasp, not me

  16. wannabhacker, on March 25th, 2009 at 2:14 pm Said:

    plz merge with this amy i am in. Its a small army (but growing) and it needs he to take out nma (non member army) they think just becuz they cant pay for a membership and others can they shud stat an army and fight all those who payed for a membership. We are just asking that u merge with us forthis one battle to take out this mean amy that has terroized members.
    Our name is kcp (knights of club penguin) plz help us
    If u do agree say Newb told u too plzzzzzzz help 8) :)

    Da Boyo: Dude this isn’t an army. if you want help getting rid of them ask us on Cpasite. But I wouldn’t because were not going to help. Also members tend to pick on NM, not the other way around. Just leave em’ along bro….

  17. kooolmonster, on March 27th, 2009 at 10:14 pm Said:

    I have a prob I like someone in my class I KNOW she likes me but I cant tell her I like her im nervous it’s hard what should I do?

    Boyo: Haven’t had a question for awhile but I’ll answer it soon

  18. ~~~є∂ωα∂υ~~~, on March 28th, 2009 at 2:17 am Said:

    Wannab, this isnt an army, and why are you picking on NMA? Leave them alone and theyll most likely stop.

  19. timegirl4468, on March 28th, 2009 at 7:29 am Said:

    Well kooolmonster, what i would do is w8. Wait about 3 months or something and unless they make a move, do something intresting, like offer to do there homework and put a note in it. Writing isnt as Embaressing. Trust me. ive done it befor…

  20. ~~~є∂ωα∂υ~~~, on March 29th, 2009 at 8:24 am Said:

    Pointless tip from Mr. Dr. Prof. Ed: If you wanna break up with your GF then take her out to dinner. Tap a glass with a spoon and say Attention Please! Then rip your shirt off and dance on the table singing Oops i farted again By Wierd Al Yankovich

  21. timegirl4468, on March 29th, 2009 at 10:01 pm Said:

    That would definatly make ANY girl, exept me maybe, break up with you.

  22. ~~~є∂ωα∂υ~~~, on April 2nd, 2009 at 12:42 am Said:

    Oh, and you can also sing:
    Baby got back
    My humps(XD) <– Boyo: Lol
    I love technology
    Boom boom boom boom
    and any other disturbing song like pretty fly for a white guy
    lol im just going through my ipod listing dumb songs that i have, my friend puts them on
    OHHH and barbie girl reg./punk rock version!
    Burnin up
    Discovery channel(dont really, you might get pelted with tomatoes, bricks, and a bunch of other stuff)
    Welcome to the jungle
    i hate everything about you
    and much much more if you buy: Dr.Eds disturbing breakup songs! only $19.99!

  24. ~~~є∂ωα∂υ~~~, on April 3rd, 2009 at 11:41 am Said:

    call now, and youll receive 2 for the price of 1!

  25. Tomyhils ( Filipondio), on April 6th, 2009 at 6:39 am Said:

    im calling now to buy four by the price of two lol :lol:

  27. ferlont, on August 2nd, 2009 at 8:53 am Said:

    1 for the price of 2
    its a super sale !!!!

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